Well, after about one hour of sleep, almost missing both my flights (thanks to an asstastic cab company and somehow losing 20 minutes in the air beteween LA and Cincy, respectively), I finally made it to CT.
I’m exhausted, my head still hurts from improper depressurization (it felt like someone was jabbing me in the eyeball with a fork repeatedly, but from inside my head), but I’m here.
God bless my aunt’s neighbors for failing to even change the factory name of their wireless network, let alone password protect it.
And now, I’m going to bed, because I can’t keep my eyes open. More later.