Vienna 5

It’s a good thing I didn’t come here when I was twelve, because the German spelling of Vienna is Wiener. Because at least now, this monologue is internal:

“Wienerwald! Hee hee hee hee!”

After that, I think it’s appropriate that we’re probably going to go to the Sigmund Freud museum tomorrow.

5 thoughts on “Vienna

  1. Reply Gary Johnston Jun 13,2005 8:26 pm

    Well, technically the city is called “Wien.” The “er” is possessive – ie, “Weiner” actually means “Viennese” and “Weinerwald” means “Viennese-wald.”

    I think I’m going on about this because I really want to go where you are right now and get drunk.

  2. Reply Dave Weigel Jun 13,2005 8:27 pm

    Oops, that last post was by “Dave,” not my psuedonym “Gary Johnston” (the hero of Team America).

  3. Reply Ellen Jun 13,2005 9:41 pm

    Duly noted. Also duly noted: The Freud museum sucked.

  4. Reply Spotswood Jun 13,2005 10:05 pm

    Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He’s a man who knows that when you put another man’s cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He’s a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

  5. Reply Dave Weigel Jun 13,2005 11:26 pm

    I remember vaguely liking the Freud museum – like a 5 on a scale of 10. But I wasn’t travelling with a guy with a psych degree, so I probably missed any inherent suckiness.

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