One that I’ve been saving for a while because it so defines the existence of the unemployed person, courtesy of Garfield Minus Garfield:
And one that was recently reposted by The Onion, Unemployed Man Getting Really Good At Unemployment:
Through a months-long process of trial and error, Higby has learned the tricks of the unemployment trade.
“Leaving the house every single day is very important, even if it’s just to spend a few hours at the coffee shop organizing the MP3 files on your laptop,” Higby said. “I try to be out the door by 2 or 3 in the afternoon—no exceptions. You have to get out and do something during the day in order to not feel guilty about going out drinking that night.”