Especially if you’re New Orleans Magazine, and have published an article in your August issue about how to throw the best hurricane party.
Choice unfortunate sections:
In the unfortunate event that The Big One does comes our way, every hurricane party fits the potential for “the last thing you do before you die” category. With such a profound classification as that, the party had better be good. This level of enormity requires us to call in the big dog – the man who “at any given time is always having more fun than anyone else in the city,” according to a friend and colleague – local writer, man about town and unofficial hurricane-party expert Ian McNulty.
Most people would assume that serving Hurricane drinks are a natural fit for a hurricane party. But not McNulty – he thinks they’re a cliché.
A rookie mistake is buying cold beer.
Also, having a drunken party instead of fleeing a Category 5 hurricane.
(Thanks to Sploid for pointing this out)