A few tips from Tiki Night with co-workers last night at the Tiki Ti:
1. Tiki Night should not take place on a night where you have to work the next day. You will be sorry.
2. Make sure you eat something nice and greasy before Tiki Night commences. I did not obey this rule, and I am currently paying the price.
4. Definitely do not drink the Uga Booga. There’s enough Myers Dark Rum in there to stun an elephant.
5. Note what normally serene co-workers are shouting at a large group of screeching girls to “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” It makes for entertaining office banter in the morning.