1. I live in a building with an elevator. Never before have I been so grateful for this.
2. I live in a time and a place where I can order my groceries online and have them delivered directly to me. I would have been super, super-fucked without that one.
3. My cat thinks my crutches are the World’s Largest Cat Toy. Even bigger than his hilariously oversized mouse. It is absolutely hilarious to watch him bat at my crutches, although it’s slighly less funny to have him do this when I’m trying to use them to hop around.