Signs You Have Been Single For Too Long 1

When looking at your finances, you think, man, I wish I could split my housing costs with someone, but I don’t want a roommate…I need a girlfriend!

And then you think, wait, that’s not why I need a girlfriend, and begin to wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

One comment on “Signs You Have Been Single For Too Long

  1. Reply Dave Aug 3,2005 10:39 pm

    Are girlfriends those things that clean up the place once in a while and make food? I totally want one of them.

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