Signs Of The Apocolypse 1

I came home to three signs of the impending apocalypse this evening.

1. I opened my mailbox, and the L.L. Bean Christmas catalog was inside. It’s not even fucking Columbus Day!

2. I got the third identical phone spam recording since my original post about phone spam.

3. I turn on my TV, and my TiVo is recording a suggestion…of The O’Reilly Factor. You’d think that my constant recording of Queer Eye and The L Word and Will & Grace would have prevented that…

Seriously, what the fuck is going on?! If there’s an earthquake tomorrow, I’m totally blaming that on this.

One comment on “Signs Of The Apocolypse

  1. Reply Laz Sep 15,2004 7:51 am

    Yeah, my TiVo has an unhealthy obsession with recording hunting shows. I keep thumbs-downing them, but there are SO MANY of them, especially on weekend mornings. I wake up, and there are three of them in there! Never fails. I’m thisclose to deleting the Outdoor Life Network from my “channels received” list.

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