My toaster is amusing. No, wait, hear me out!
The springs are severely overwound, since it’s apparently supposed to mostly be toasting bagels and other large bread items. Those pop up a bit more perkily than usual, but not so you’d really notice.
However, when I toast bread, the bread goes flying out of the toaster, at least a foot in the air.
My timing has actually gotten to the point that I can catch it with a plate as it falls back down like they do in cartoons and movies.
I’ve only recently started toasting bread in it (I usually toast frozen waffles), and I laugh my ass off everytime the bread soars ungracefully into the air.