People Are Dicks, Vol. 1

Now begins a new feature here on Goat World, called People Are Dicks, in which I will be chronicling the ways both large and small in which people are dicks on an ongoing basis.

Today: People are dicks because they blow up something in the communal microwave, then let the shrapnel from this explosion burn onto the sides of the microwave, and then leave it overnight for someone else to clean up. Namely, me.

Congratulations, sir or madam of the exploding food. You’re officially a dick.

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