Open Mouth, Insert (Broken) Foot

Over the course of the last couple of days, I have been reminded no less than five times by my dad and my stepmom that each of them, on seperate occasions, broke a foot.

They have also reminded me that in both cases, the break did not show up on the initial x-ray.

I cannot tell you how tremendously reassuring their reminders are.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go drink the gallon of milk Vons delivered earlier directly out of the container.

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