Not Promising 1

I read my horoscope for shits and giggles most days, but today, it was more of a “What the fuck?”:

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Expect an element of the bizarre. At the end of the day, you may wonder if it wasn’t one long hallucination. You were really there — it really happened — and tomorrow, you’ll deal with the aftermath.

I think just reading that provides the “element of the bizarre” it refers to. The hell?

One comment on “Not Promising

  1. Reply Mark Nov 9,2005 10:20 pm

    It means sex. It always means sex, even when it doesn’t. Same thing with fortune cookies. These things are easier to discern that way. Just ask Barbara O’Keefe.

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