I don’t have anything terribly original to say today, so I hereby present a couple of my favorite quotes from the interweb over the last couple of days:
Hello, weather? Satan called. He’s sorry you two fought, but he really wants to patch things up, so you should RETURN TO HELL IMMEDIATELY.
–50 Books. And seriously: Word.
Lady in the Water is atrocious. And the man who wrote and directed it is an arrogant prick of the highest order. I have not had a less pleasurable time watching a movie this year. I resent that this film was ever made.
And I won’t quote them, but I’ll simply furnish you with this link to one of the more amusing Craigslist [fake] job postings I’ve seen in a while, and this link to a stupendously bizarre commercial featuring Whitey Ford and Salvador Dali.