Life Limped Along At Subsonic Speeds 1

Today was not fun. A part of my foot that didn’t hurt before started to hurt like a motherfucker, and it’s a part that the brace that I wear puts a lot of pressure on.

Consequently, I was in pain and thus distracted and all in all pretty much about as useful as a potted plant all day. The clock just wouldn’t fucking move, either.

And you know what’s worse, by far, than all of that shit? I now have that FUCKING STUPID BAD DAY SONG stuck in my head.

Someone needs to invent a way to unhear songs. It’s a very catchy song in the absolute worst way possible. And I cannot. Make it. Stop.

I even tried the one song that usually dislodges anything stuck in my head: The Presidents of the United States of America’s “Lump.”

The idea is to replace the catchy, annoying song with a catchy, good song. But the FUCKING AWFUL SONG will not budge. And yes, it’s so bad, it necessitates caps lock.

Please, someone, make it stop.

One comment on “Life Limped Along At Subsonic Speeds

  1. Reply Cameron Jun 22,2006 3:51 pm

    i think you are the first person i’ve heard in like 7 years to quote the Presidents of the United States of America. kudos.

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