And, of course, since this is in Massachussets, the center of the Gay Marriage Controversy, nobody can leave a silly story like this alone:
”I think this proves that there’s something in the environment in Massachusetts,” Brian Camenker, director of the Article 8 Alliance, a Waltham-based organization fighting same-sex marriage, joked in a telephone interview. ”Maybe it’s the water that’s causing all this lunacy.”
Marty Rouse, campaign director of MassEquality, said in a telephone interview: ”We should still cherish and love our swans, no matter whom they choose to swim with.”
Good grief, people are dumb.
Also, the name of the author of this story rings a major bell…am I correct that some of y’all know Donovan Slack?