Well, I did not win almost 400 million dollars in the lottery, but I did score a fairly funny souvenir in my losing ticket.
Across the top, there’s a little message:
March 5-11 is National Problem Gambling Awareness Week
Awesome that it happens to fall on a week with a ridiculously enormous jackpot. It’d be even better if nobody won tonight, then the jackpot would probably be around 400 mil.
And then, everyone in a MegaMillions state will immediately become a problem gambler.