Special thanks to Nate for driving me around this evening, because I definitely could not have gotten anywhere near this shitfaced without his transportational assistance.
Also, Oktoberfest is a great, great thing. And beers should always come in 32 oz. servings. And be drank in 12 hour shifts.
In addition, if I can continue my 13-year non-puking streak (haven’t puked since food poisoning from bad shrimp when I was 10) after tonight, I’ll be rather surprised.
Consequently, the verbosity of my current situation will melt away and I won’t be able to entertain y’all as much tomorrow when I’m not quite as utterly shitfaced.
Lesson of the day: Alchoholism = Entertainment for all!
Note to self: Amend post tomorrow upon return of sobriety. Or possibly Monday, at current rate of drunken asshattery….