I think the most evil thing about this whole diet thing is that it’s Girl Scout cookie time.
Everywhere I go, I see Girl Scouts selling cookies. When I was out running errands, they were at a Target/Bed Bath and Beyond complex with cases of Thin Mints.
Some evil whore in my office keeps leaving open, half-eaten boxes of Girl Scout cookies in the kitchen, taunting me in my sugar-free existence.
I know the strategy. “Good god, I just ate half a box of these cookies! If I keep them in my house, I’ll eat them all! I must take them to work so others can also get fat!”
But man, if I find out who’s doing it, I’m putting a curse on them.