Pop Goes The Toaster 4

My toaster is amusing. No, wait, hear me out! The springs are severely overwound, since it’s apparently supposed to mostly be toasting bagels and other large bread items. Those pop up a bit more perkily than usual, but not so you’d really notice. However, when I toast bread, the bread goes flying out of the ...

Fuck, Yeah 2

I’d almost forgotten about this fucking brilliant site about my favorite cocksucking show on television, The Number of Fucks in Deadwood. They also have a fucks-to-cocksuckers ratio for you curious types. Edit: On a somewhat related note, Louis C.K. has a new show on HBO, and it forces me to wonder: How could such a ...

Dear Upstairs Neighbors

I appreciate that you’ve now stopped, but what the fuck were you doing earlier? It sounded like you were breaking up the floorboards with a sledgehammer, then using that same sledgehammer to whang away on random pipes. Seriously, were you up there creating a modern art sculpture? Were you trying and failing to assemble something? ...

65 Reasons I Need A Better Camera

I’ve finally caught up with 2004 and gotten myself a Flickr account what with to post all my pictures. Like this one, from Zion National Park: That one came out pretty well, but the remaining 65 photos from my roadtrip are all exhibits to myself in the ongoing “I need a Digital SLR. No I ...

And Now, For Something Despicably Adorable 1

What happens when you combine people with too much time on their hands, a MacBook with Front Row, and a hyperactive kitten? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXTDovB9K8] I cannot. stop. watching. this video. God, I am such a fucking girl. Thanks to Gizmodo for pointing it out.

Mystery Solved

I drive by this thing almost every day, and I always wondered what the hell those tiles were covering up. “Oil derrick” was never a contender. Shows what I know, I suppose. Thanks to Joel for pointing this out.

Awww.

The people I work with rock. They sent over a basket of “eat this and you’ll feel much better” food (including, much to my amusement since I’m hopping around all day, bunny rabbit-shaped pasta) and a very nice card from everyone wishing me a speedy recovery. I also enjoy that many of them have similarly ...

Three Things That Make Me Glad

1. I live in a building with an elevator. Never before have I been so grateful for this. 2. I live in a time and a place where I can order my groceries online and have them delivered directly to me. I would have been super, super-fucked without that one. 3. My cat thinks my ...

Open Mouth, Insert (Broken) Foot

Over the course of the last couple of days, I have been reminded no less than five times by my dad and my stepmom that each of them, on seperate occasions, broke a foot. They have also reminded me that in both cases, the break did not show up on the initial x-ray. I cannot ...

1000 Words 1

I’m home, but I’m way too tired to post anything of substance. Instead, I give you this image that sums up the last couple days: