You know, a very dull day can be made better by the appearance of two of the greatest Simpsons episodes of all time.
“That’s not a knife, mate. This is a knife!”
“That’s a spoon.”
“I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before…”
“Marge, we’re going out. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths!”
And of course:
“To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!”
I don’t know if it’s sad or efficient that I’m this easily amused. I’m going with efficent.