And I Thought The Guy With The Batman Tramp Stamp Was Bad 2

Dear Guy Getting Out Of The Sauna While I Was Getting Out Of The Pool,

1. Your reverse mohawk with sideburns that go most of the way down your neck does not look cool, nor does it hide the fact that you’re balding. It makes you look like you fell out of 1997, and not even a cool part of 1997. The only guy who could even sort of pull off the reverse mohawk was the dude from The Prodigy, and even he looked pretty damn dumb.

2. When wearing flood pants, one might consider at least wearing the same color of loud-colored sock. And if you wore different colors on purpose because you thought it looked cool, then you’re even more delusional than your hairstyling choices would make you appear.

Love,
Me.

2 thoughts on “And I Thought The Guy With The Batman Tramp Stamp Was Bad

  1. Reply Patrick Apr 11,2009 3:57 am

    You need to become friends with this man. At least friends enough to have your picture taken together.

  2. Reply Ellen Apr 11,2009 10:27 am

    While I do wish I had a camera with me when I saw him to record his ridiculous image for posterity…HELL no.

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