A Modest Proposal

A lunch run to Beverly Hills that had me pulling my hair out at the incompetence of people who drive astoundingly expensive cars gave me a thought:

I think if you’re going to purchase a car that costs more than $100,000, you should have to take a driving test before they let you take it home.

Because if you can afford a fucking $100,000 car, you can certainly afford to learn how to drive the fucking thing.

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