You’re The Grapes of Wrath!
by John Steinbeck
You’re mired in a deep depression that encompasses you and everyone you know. You’re trying to get out of the depression, but your idea of help is, in itself, pretty sad. While some are convinced that this all has a deeper meaning, you’re really just dull and tedious. And utterly obsessed with dust. You really need to focus on something other than dust. Your best moments center around turtles.
You know, I’d like to think I’m not that depressing. Right? Right?!