You know what’s really fuckin’ smart is to stay up until 2am, even though
a) you were late to work partially because of oversleeping (and partially because the 101 freeway is a tool of the devil),
b) you wrote an entire spiel about lack of sleep yesterday, from which you obviousy learned nothing,
c) you’ve been half falling asleep since midnight, and
d) you have to get up early to get things done before work tomorrow.
Fuckin’ MacArthur foundation genius grant material right over here, folks.