Public Service Announcement

Visiting an outdoor amusement park (say, Six Flags Great America) on the nicest Saturday of the summer (say, today) generally leads to a whooooooooooole lotta time standing in line.

You’ll still have fun hanging out with your friends, but it does become a little annoying to stand in line for 90 minutes for a 90 second ride.

And in some cases (like mine), you’ll also burn your scalp where your hair is parted, leading to having to put aloe on your head, making your hair all goopy and weird. And even if you’re not fussy about your hair, that gets kind of annoying.

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