Remember the Simpsons where they see Rainer Wolfcastle and he’s pigging out on several hot dogs and a leaning tower of nachos, and his excuse is that he’s going to play a fat secret agent?
Okay, probably not, because you’re probably not as psychotic a Simpsons fan as I am. Unless you’re part of the infamous Meh Triangle, in which case you’re more of a psychotic Simpsons fan than I am.
Anyway, Wolfie’s apparently got nothing on Renee Zellweger.
Can I get paid 20 million bucks to gain 20 pounds? Please? Hell, I’ll take 20 grand, and I can fake a British accent better than Zellweger anyway…