Never Insult Roger Ebert

Because he has excellent pithy comebacks like:

“[Film director Vincent] Gallo has put the heebie-jeebie on my colon and prostate. I am not too worried. I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than [Gallo’s film] ‘The Brown Bunny.'”

Further insults for Mr. Gallo can be found here.

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