The thing that drives me the most nuts about this absurd appendicitis bullshit is that it really fucking hurts when I laugh.
Comedic movies have been banned from my DVD player. The Simpsons can be watched because there are usually decent enough breaks between the laughs to recover. I read the Onion far slower than usual this week.
I can deal with the not being able to walk very fast. I can deal with the back pain from lying so as to not put pressure on either of my wounds. I can even deal with the uncertainty this whole charade has thrown my life back into.
Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to survive by trying not to laugh at the shitty dramas on cable TV.