On The Bandwagon

Sarah posted this, a link to a “Past Life Diagnosis” thingy, and people have been having themselves diagnosed left and right. My Diagnosis:

Your past life diagnosis:

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I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.

You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Korea around the year 1450.

Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.

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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.

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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.

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Do you remember now?

Ha! I’ve never been sane, in this life or any other. Although given my current choice of profession, I think my previous profession of Alchemist and advice to spread happiness and enthusiasm make sense. I am, however, now conscious of spirits (rim shot).

The Korea part, however, makes absolutely no sense. Maybe it explains why I like Margaret Cho so much…

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