Merry Christmas!

I’d like to thank one Mr. Jesus Christ for being born today, because now that Christmas has passed, I don’t have to listen to another fucking Christmas carol for at least a couple of weeks.

I may be Jewish, but I’ll sure thank Jesus for saving me from these damnable songs.

There’s still a couple I can stomach, mostly because of their sense of humor: Everclear’s “Hating You For Christmas” and Fountains Of Wayne’s “Alien For Christmas.”

But all in all, I’m glad this has all passed. Now let’s all go to Best Buy and find ourselves some discount digital cameras!

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