Zero!

I’m in the process of writing my last paper, which is going to be an absolute pile of shit. It’s due at 5pm, so I’ve still got some time, except I have other stuff I need to do by 5, so in reality, it’s actually due at like 3.

I have my last final from 7-9pm, and then I’m going out and celebrating finally being freed from this hellhole.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m not sure I’m ready to face the real world, but I know if I had to be in college the rest of the year, I’d snap and kill someone by mid-January. It’s taken a lot of effort to make it this far without doing so.

But I will have nothing hanging over my head (well, except finding a job, which I’ve relegated to the back back back burner right now, with the front burner being the retrieval of my sanity) over break, and that makes me very happy.

So now I must write my concluding paragraph and make this a fully steaming pile of bullshit, sufficient to be handed in to one of Northwestern‘s finest. Goodnight.

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