Memo to Axl Rose

To: Axl

From: Ellen

Re: The VMA‘s

Dear Mr. Rose,

You clearly blew out your voice several years ago.

You are out of shape to the point where you cannot even hold the wan notes you emit because running around like you used to makes you wheeze to the point of almost having an athsma attack.

You still have gajillions of dollars from when Guns ‘N’ Roses were good.

Even Slash got fed up with your bullshit.

Get off the stage. Please.

We all want to remember you kicking ass, not falling on it.

Sincerely,

-Ellen

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