Always a fun surprise

It’s so great when you’re IMing with someone and you suddenly find out they’re drunk. Example (which I swear I’m not making up, but I will keep the person making an ass of himself anonymous so he is not quite as publicly shamed):

anonymous: ellen i wanna fuck you

anonymous: i’m sorry, i’m very tired (drink)

anonymous: drunk

anonymous: drink drunk drink

me: hhahahahahahahahaha

anonymous: i will fuck you later

Anonymous, by the way, is a gay man.

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